A real estate speculator,  Peter Maclennan, believes that the US property market is still strong (click here to view his post).  I have my doubts, but only time will decide which of us is correct.

I was reading another property blog (here) and was most surprised to learn that the landlord actually cared about his tenants.  Most landlords that I’ve met (quite understandably!) want as little as possible to do with their tenants, and are interested in nothing other than collecting rents.

It looks like maggot shagging and racism are rife in the online chat community.  Here’s a transcript that I was sent from Sublime. 

evil_sarah: So you like bbws?
VictimX4: Nope…I Luv BBW”S…;o)))
evil_sarah: You’re sort of cute.
VictimX4: ThanXXX…;o)))
VictimX4: Am Truly Honored…
evil_sarah: You look like you really know how to handle a woman like me.
VictimX4: 24/7………..;o)))
evil_sarah: So what would you do to me if I was there right now?
VictimX4: cover you in cane syrup and start licking you from your toes
up to your ears…
evil_sarah: Mmmmm. That sounds good. Then what?
VictimX4: rub you down with baby oil and make HOT SLIPPERY LOVE to You
For Hours…
evil_sarah: I only have 5 toes.
evil_sarah: Is that a problem for you?
VictimX4: is ok with me…
evil_sarah: Ok.
evil_sarah: I lost one of my legs in Desert Storm.
evil_sarah: They didn’t show any of it on CNN, but it was hell over there.
evil_sarah: I was really in the things.
VictimX4: am a vet also…
evil_sarah: yeah. From what war?
VictimX4: Nam Era…
evil_sarah: Really?
evil_sarah: You kill a lot of gooks over there?
VictimX4: some…was in Armor…a Tanker…
evil_sarah: You kill any women and children?
VictimX4: not that I Know of…
evil_sarah: I did.
evil_sarah: I hit them with the flame thrower.
evil_sarah: They tried to tell me they were civilians but I knew better.
evil_sarah: So I torched them.
evil_sarah: One of them threw a grenade and blew off one of my legs.
VictimX4: was pretty lucky…came back “Almost” like I left…
evil_sarah: What do you mean “Almost”?
VictimX4: still think about tymes…there…but ok Physically…
evil_sarah: Yeah? Did you ever make a neclace out of ears?
VictimX4: you never really forget…
evil_sarah: I did.
VictimX4: no…tried very hard to keep my Sanity…
evil_sarah: I still have a finger neclace that I wear every day.
evil_sarah: It stunk for a while but now it’s just like a bunch of beef
jerky.
VictimX4: did not get to bring anything back…
evil_sarah: They didn’t want to let me keep it on the transport back so
I had to hide it in my ***.
evil_sarah: It hurt. The fingernails kept scratching me.
evil_sarah: Let’s not talk about those times.
evil_sarah: You were just about to oil up my stump.
VictimX4: ok…
evil_sarah: Keep going. Tell me what you would do next.
VictimX4: completely lost the mode…sorry…
VictimX4: mood…
evil_sarah: Come on. Pretend I’m one of those Saigon *****s.
VictimX4: mind kinda wonders off to those tymes…
VictimX4: they were not really all that hot…alll skin and bones…
VictimX4: not cuddly at all…
evil_sarah: Tell me I’m a sl*t and pull my hair.
VictimX4: I like to do that…;o)))
evil_sarah: What’s up with that link on your profile? You have herpes?
VictimX4: yes…one thing I did get to bring back…
evil_sarah: I got it too from Kuwait.
evil_sarah: No big deal. I can deal with it.
VictimX4: me also…
evil_sarah: Does yours itch?
VictimX4: am pretty lucky…only a few tymes a yr…
evil_sarah: Sometimes i can’t tell if it’s the herpes or the vaginosis.
But it itches like crazy.
evil_sarah: It smells horrible too. Like a burning tire.
evil_sarah: So come on. You were in the middle of oiling me up.
evil_sarah: Let’s get it on.
VictimX4: Sorry …maybe some other tyme…maybe???
evil_sarah: No. Come on. You got me all excited now.
evil_sarah: Don’t you want to have cyber sex with me?
VictimX4: can not concentrate right now…
evil_sarah: Why not?
evil_sarah: You’re not having flashbacks to the Nam are you?
VictimX4: not really flashbacks…just bad memeories
evil_sarah: Like what?
evil_sarah: You hearing voices?
evil_sarah: You got gooks in the peremiter?
VictimX4: you always hear their voices and see their faces…but worst
yet is when the faces
VictimX4: you see is their Death Face…not when they were alive…
evil_sarah: Oh yeah. Now your’re getting me hot. Keep going.
evil_sarah: I’m s*****g on one of the fingers from my neclace right now.
Hello?
VictimX4: have to hit the showers. Got to get up for work tomorrow.
evil_sarah: No don’t go!
evil_sarah: I’m almost finished.
evil_sarah: I’m fingering my self with one of the bigger ones from my
neclace.
VictimX4: don’t have tyme
evil_sarah: This **** vaginosois. Makes it look like it’s covered with
cottage cheese.
VictimX4: sounds nice. Bye.
evil_sarah: You *****!
evil_sarah: A real man would at least finish a woman off.
evil_sarah: You have no backbone.
VictimX4: But I love you! You are a bbw!!
evil_sarah: That’s why you couldn’t bring yourself to torch those women
and kids In the Nam.
evil_sarah: I once burned a kid to death with a pack of matched
evil_sarah:: because my flamethrower was out of gas.
VictimX4: Bye.
evil_sarah: I smuggled one guy’s brains back in a mayonnaise jar.
evil_sarah: I put it on crackers and eat it at special occasions.
VictimX4: You’re sick. Goodbye.
evil_sarah: Mostly on Holidays. I don’t have much left.
evil_sarah: Are you still there?
evil_sarah: ANSWER ME!

# Bigbenny02: hi, a/s/l?
# kwazyfwies: hiya 18/f/usa u?
# Bigbenny02: wow, 18/m/usa
# Bigbenny02: want to cyber?
# kwazyfwies: yes
# kwazyfwies: you start ok?
# Bigbenny02: ok then
# Bigbenny02: I slowly advanced towards you, my breathing quickens
# kwazyfwies: I’m laying on my bed with just my blouse and nikers on
# Bigbenny02: I growl like a s*xualy frustrated beast!
# kwazyfwies: lol, I ask you to come closer
# Bigbenny02: I run across the room and jump on top of you…
# kwazyfwies: easy big boy
# Bigbenny02: i turn you over, and rub your back slowly
# kwazyfwies: mmmm thats nice
# Bigbenny02: I pin you down and let loose an evil hissing sound
# kwazyfwies: wtf?
# Bigbenny02: Surprise! muhahahahahaha, i’m a vampire, and i vant to
suck your blood!
# kwazyfwies: forget it physco
# Bigbenny02: don’t you like it like that babyface?
# kwazyfwies: no
# Bigbenny02: i was only joking! sorry, let me try again
# kwazyfwies: ok
# Bigbenny02: I gently caress your tender bottem.
# kwazyfwies: I moan softly
# Bigbenny02: All of a suden I scream loudly, pull apart your arse
cheeks, burry my face in the dingle berry encrusted hair mass, and
inhale deeply through my nose
# kwazyfwies: you sick ****
# Bigbenny02: you smell bad baby, do you wash?
# kwazyfwies: bye looser.
# Bigbenny02: sorry, its my bad sense of humor, Most people i say it to
find it funny?
# kwazyfwies: …i don’t
# Bigbenny02: I turn you over, and pull out my purple headed warrior
# kwazyfwies: its not very big
# Bigbenny02: you won’t be saying that when it infiltrates your poop
tube and rips apart your colon!!!
# Bigbenny02: I thrust my pocket rocket at you, and begin humping your
leg like a powerful german shepard!
# kwazyfwies: don’t talk to me ever again
# Bigbenny02: I move my hands down to your black triangle of love,
somehow managing to wade through the jungle of pubic hair, i find a pink
patch…
# Bigbenny02: omg. hidden in the hair is a small *****!
# kwazyfwies: i’m reporting you…
# Bigbenny02: I squeel like a freshly wounded pig at the sight of it.
# Bigbenny02: “so thats your dark secret!” i scream, “you sick twisted
female dog!”
# Bigbenny02: u run away, into the night, crying, the cold wind whipps
your naked flesh, i chase after you
# Bigbenny02: i drop kick you, and rip off your left leg leaving a small
bloody stump. “you aint pretty no more!!!”
# kwazyfwies: blocked. looza
# Bigbenny02: bye sweet stuff

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